the danger of fun

you do not notice it

blurred by shots and beer

speeding down the highway

music too loud to hear

you do not think about it

 driving fast along the line

how close we are to tragedy

just having a good time

change songs, send a text

what exit should we take?

looking for the unmarked car

just waiting for your mistake

high fives and jokes

its all on me

strippers and coke

all for a modest fee

leave the game early

hit the atm late

just a night out with the guys

that all the girls hate

more vodka, more food

let’s drink so we can’t remember

more women, more places

hangover brain dismembered

but it was not that bad

I woke with a smile

to have a night out with the guys

it has been a while.

nesta

bob can save the world

with song and dance

unite all of mankind

give the world a chance

from the shanty town

in school and the farm

he dreamed of music

that could undo the harm

bullied because he was half

neither black or white

but found his home

in what he believed was right

he brought them together

from opposite sides

holding hands on stage

in front of the world, live

rich with friends and family

songs of faith and love

he watched the bullets zip by

with help from above

and the show went on

back out on stage

to bring the people together

dawn of a new age

the evil does not rest

neither will nesta

promoting his message

a free carribbean fiesta

Gouda

It’s like two syllables of instant fun…  Gouda.  Instead of a cheese or a town, it should be an expression of extreme happiness:  Gouda!  High Five!  Way to Gouda!

Definition per Dictionary.com:

1. a city in the W Netherlands, NE of Rotterdam.
2. a semisoft, cream-colored cheese made in Holland from whole orpartly skimmed milk.
There is not website attached to www.gouda.com, which is a shame.  Who would not want to see a page full of cheese?  And recipes?  And pictures?  Cheese porn!  I guess the domain is owned by World Media Group, and is probably up for sale if you are interested.  Maybe let’s start a kickstarter campaign to buy gouda.com and start a website?
Gouda, there is a uniqueness to the word.  The beginning “Gou”  followed by the simple “da”, any food item gains instant credibility when you add gouda to it.
“I’m making hamburgers, with lettuce, onions, bacon and gouda.”
“Gouda?!? Damn dude, is it the Superbowl?”

Slather

This is the first post in a new section called, “Words I like to say”.  The first word I enter into this category is slather.  There is a smoothness to it, and don’t rush it, start slow, then fall into the last syllable…  Slather.

Definition per Dictionary.com

1. to spread or apply thickly: to slather butter on toast.
2. to spread something thickly on (usually followed by with  ): to slather toast with butter.
3. to spend or use lavishly.
There is a www.slather.com, but it is not what you think.  It is owned by a couple of guys in Alaska, thus looks like some kind of homage to an old Jeep they call Mr. Nate.
I think of barbecue sauce or melted chocolate attached to this word, ” The wings are slathered in a barbecue-chocolate sauce.”  
Are there any bad connotations out there?  I was slathered in army ants?  No way.  
I was slathered in high priced hookers, hell yeah!  Now that’s a party!  If I become a famous rapper, I might have to make my rap name out of this, like MC SLATH-HER or something…

change the channel

That is enough already

highlights, lowlights

tears and crashes

incurable rashes.

The same ugly images

over and over and over

same awful story

told, sold, printed and posted.

I’ve seen enough already

he has a gun, but no legs

no more guns

everybody begs.

Time to change the channel

show me something new

hundreds of options to click to

easy to change red to blue.

I get that its pertinent

relevant and important

there are other stories in the world:

man bites dog,

boy meets girl.

But its the same old crap

the same dead horse joke

same stories, over and over

please pass me the remote

Free Like an MP3

I got a new timeline,

byline, tagline…

Take a dish rag to the hash tag.

Time to restart the ipod;

control-alt-delete…

Make a trojan scan for the boogie man.

Today is a new number,

workday & weekend update.

A new host with more gigs,

bigger pipes to impress the bigs.

The New New Year URL,

just champagne dropped.

That Prince song sing along,

we all photoshop.

Hardwire the toast you gave,

among the pixels and confetti.

Set it free like an MP3,

for your new year to be ready.

zombie

I am a zombie

zombie go, zombie stop

point and click

now back to the top.

 

Moan and groan

meet the morning hoard

plugged into the brain’s

invisible zombie cord.

 

Dress me…  Dress me…

blend in with the Walkers

just like the commercial

magic voice talkers.

 

Feed me…  Feed me…

merge into one lane

follow the limping crowd

99 cent drive-thru brain.

 

Zombie up…  Zombie down…

just do as you are told

print, fax, email

zombie heart is cold.

 

Zombie stop, zombie go

merge into the horde again

a moaning lurch home

let the programming begin.

what if man

It starts with good intention,

positive thoughts,

a mind forged invention.

I can do this!

Envision the ceremony,

dreams of champagne,

and perfect matrimony.

Then I see them,

withdraw as they near,

it’s the What If Men,

carrying all I fear.

They force you to look,

see how you will fall,

broken in a ditch,

with no one to call.

Resist!

Kick them out of your vision,

take one more step,

out of the What If prison.

Send them elsewhere,

what if the dream is true?

Turn the What If Men

into a better part of you.

mine

I need this

little nuggets I hide in my pocket

this is part of my smile

half a picture in a locket

this is mine

late at night, together with alone

I chose with my eyes open

dial the number on the phone

piece of unique

this separates me from the robots

the pictures you remember

times never forgot

spice of nature

the kick that ignites a spark

major details, minor differences

in every beat of every heart

Just Vote

Hi Internet People!  

Today was the first time I ever voted besides a high school election, and I graduated in 1991.  Lazy, yes.  Disinterested, totally.  “Who cares?”  Yup.  Electoral College crap, I agree.  I saw my lack of voting as a statement against things I did not like.  I choose NOT to pick a lesser of two evils.  I choose NOT to waste my time waiting in line to place a vote for the President that is just for show (popular vote).  Right, wrong or just plain ignorant, that was my gig.  However, this morning I woke up, and decided to try this voting thing out.  I had my choice in mind, I knew where to go (thank you google maps) and figured it was time to cash in on a perfectly good excuse to arrive late for work.  “I was like, voting.”  I pulled up to the ‘Voting Hall of Freedom’, and got in line.  It moved along, and engaged in small talk with people who are my neighbors I did not know.  Saw a few familiar faces.  Saved a spot in line for an elderly woman with crutches and a cast on one foot while she sat down.  I watched a salty old veteran inch along with a painful grunt every time they leaned on his surgically replaced knee.  The machine that scanned the ballots broke, the line stalled.  People complained.  I heard, “They should have TWO machines!” a hundred times.  I kept calm, tried to make frustrated people smile, “Hey, I could be at work right now, anything beats that.”  And I realized how important this voting thing is.  To the veterans who fought, to the youth who read their ipads, to the suit on the blackberry, the mother tending to her baby in a stroller.  All taking time to wait in this dreaded line of standing, and cast a vote.  They did pass out dum-dum lollipops, I was lucky and got a blue one.  The line grew, complaints echoed, my left butt cheek hurt.  It was in a kindergarten. Small. Cramped.  The line snaked around, over down and around, and only grew in size.  It felt like the American Sampler Platter of People trying to get one last ride on Space Mountain before it closed for the day.  Two hours in, and people were finally moving.  The scanner scanned.  I saw people with stickers on their chests.  The man in front of me hugged the woman supervising the scanner after his ballots went through without a problem.  I told her she was doing a great job, as she listened to the same barks over and over, and did her best to keep the show moving with a smile.  The retired couple behind me mock cheered as I went 4-4 on the scanning of the 4 page ballot.  But you could feel the pride.  Plenty of complaints, but no quitters.  You could feel the camaraderie, stranger neighbors talking to each other about what they were going to be late for.  I proudly pasted on my sticker, my American Badge of Freedom.  I gave a high five as I slithered through the crowd, ” Good luck!”, I said to a friend with about 100 people in front of him.  And it was all worth it, the wait, the bitching, the voting, the cramp in my hand from holding this monster super-legal sized ballot for 2-1/2 hours.  All worth it.  So, the point of this ramble is, get out there and feel American.  Get out and vote.  It’s only once every four years, and enjoy the melting pot of voters and beliefs as you wait in line.  Absorb the America.  Time to get back to work.